December 24th, 2009

Jones Party Hat

Oh Sweet Christ WHAT WAS THAT?!?

Dear random doujinshi circle,

HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO MAKE ME GIGGLE SHELKENO WITH THREE IMAGES THAT I'M PRETTY SURE WERE PART OF A HENTAI DOUJINSHI!?!?! That is, SHELKExRENO. You know, two people who have never met, will never meet and would hate each other. HOW?! WHY?!? JESUS!!

~ A.H.

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Dear Shelke,

Reno is dense on his good days and face-palmingly retarded on his worse. Please don't cling to him or kiss him, dear. If you must have a blue-eyed man to run to, Weiss is quite available and Nero is always on stand-by.

Much love,

~ A.H.

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Dear Reno,

While Bri worships the ground your Axel-inspiring boots walk on, I most certainly do not, mostly because I don't like anti-heroes so much as I like genuine villains. Therefore, when I ask beg plead with you to stay the hell out of my fandom, I'd appreciate it if you did so.

KISSING SHELKE IS NOT STAYING OUT OF MY FANDOM!!!

Much less love than what Shelke is getting,

~ A.H.

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So, I need to sleep. I think that's the only reason I even looked for this WTF-ery in the first place.