March 31st, 2009

Jones Party Hat

So, I'm reading Twilight...


That epically long Twilight essay that I'm doing is mostly about how Edward Cullen is NOT a vampire and how Bella is the BIGGEST Mary-Sue in all of non-fanfiction. Therefore, in order to bash the living shit out of this book fairly, I'm actually reading it.
OH. MY. GOD.

Collapse )Sporking the rest of the book later.